Sometimes, life throws you a curve ball. Usually, it interferes with something you are trying to accomplish. A slow draining shower turned into a much larger project.
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Lyrics, stories, tall tales and outright lies.
It all started so innocently. A simple conversation with a coworker about music. His son had recently gotten a new electric guitar. I mentioned that Walt had been thinking about getting a guitar. The next thing you know, our home is starting to look like a music studio.
September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. We have enjoyed celebrating this for several years now and thought we should invite our readers along for the fun!
There’s nothing like a bowl of hot chili on a chilly day. But as soon as you talk about making chili on the Internet some twit will tell you that yours isn’t “real” chili because of <insert reason here>. So, for the benefit of such people, I’ve now created a handy checklist they can use to decide what’s wrong with the chili you’re offering. While they’re busy doing that, I’ll grab the last bowl from the pot. It isn’t quite like I’d make, but it’s tasty just the same. And if the picky people go hungry it serves them right!
We love playing RPG’s, and we hate to miss a session, but we’re grownups (technically), and sometimes life happens. Everyone understands why players have to miss a session once in a while. But during that game you missed, a bunch of things happened. The player’s character missed it, somehow. Why were they gone? There must be a reason. Here’s a few to get you started!
It’s a bit of a let down to put away the holiday decor. All the bright colors and lights brighten up winter days. We take down our tree after Epiphany. There is one bit of Christmas that is always the last piece to be put away.
We all know Spiderman got his superpowers when he was bitten by a radioactive spider. But what if it wasn’t a spider? What sort of hero would you get? Or would they even become a hero?
I worked in IT for 30 years. That usually meant you were on-call every other week to fix problems at night and on weekends. In the early days we had pagers that would just show a phone number. Eventually the pagers became smartphones, but we still called the alerts we got “pages”.
Some nights we got a lot of pages. Some weeks we would have a lot of those nights in a row. Sometimes we got pretty tired of it. I wrote the following on one of those weeks.
Rainy Day Pagers #12 & 35
(To the tune of Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 by Bob Dylan)
Well, they’ll page you when you’re trying to be so good
They’ll page you, just like they said they would
They’ll page you when you’re trying to go home,
And they’ll page you when you’re there all alone.
But that should not make you feel amazed,
Everybody must get paged.
Well, they’ll page you when you’re at the breakfast table
They’ll page you when you’re trying to watch some cable
They’ll page you when you’re riding in your car
And they’ll page you when you’re playing your guitar
But you should not feel so disengaged
Everybody must get paged.
Well, they’ll page you when you’re standing in the shower
They’ll page you every day and every hour
They’ll page you when they’re trying to pass the buck
Then they’ll page you and then they’ll say “good luck”
But your salary will not be getting raised
Everybody must get paged!
Well, they’ll page you when you’re freaky with your wife
They’ll page you till you think you have no life
They’ll page you when you’re riding on a horse
They’ll page you till your wife files for divorce
But that should not make you feel enraged
Everybody must get paged!
Education Department seeks to remove school’s accreditation
Washington, DC (AP) In a move that has surprised many experts, the Department of Education today announced that it has begun proceedings to formally remove accreditation from the prestigious School Of Hard Knocks. Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona announced the move at a hastily-assembled press conference on the White House lawn.
To the tune of “Spinning Wheel” by Blood, Sweat and Tears. Original song written by Don Juan /Vee Pea Smith.
What gets built, gets blown down
Spinning cloud watch it go round
Blow down the silos and the mobile homes
See the flattened cornfield where the spinnin’ cloud roams